Text 30 Jul 138,678 notes

saintlukas:

Madonna be like

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Text 30 Jul 213,383 notes

kidouyuuto:

kidouyuuto:

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

Video 30 Jul 4,682 notes

"Have you seen Tyler Hoechlin? We have to torture him because otherwise everything’s just like, you know, too sexy for him."

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Video 30 Jul 145,103 notes

dangerouspoetry:

this video should come with instructions

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Photo 30 Jul 259,085 notes kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

(Source: yodiscrepo)

Photo 30 Jul 91,064 notes howtob3brave:

ebrodiva:

possibly the best headline ive seen all month

YAAAAAS

howtob3brave:

ebrodiva:

possibly the best headline ive seen all month

YAAAAAS

(Source: cannula-lingus)

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drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

image

not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

Photo 30 Jul 99,513 notes whetaver:

and what a great investment that was

whetaver:

and what a great investment that was

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Video 30 Jul 443,112 notes

baiovevo:

FIVE YEARS HE WAITED FIVE YEARS

Video 30 Jul 118,391 notes

thechronicleofshe:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

I’m crying

like literal tears.

Usually when I say I’m crying on this website, I’m lying and its an emotional exaggeration

but not this time

this time, 

its real

(Source: timetoputonashow)

via MALIA YES.
Video 30 Jul 144,311 notes

dumpsterdog:

deonte-s:

actually

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actually

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wait actually

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image

image

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Chat 30 Jul 190,842 notes
  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
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hiddentriforce:

bocksofsox:

kyungfucker:

datrhodie:

Dedicated to all te children who were most likely born from 1995-2003 who spent all their money on the cute cuddley webkinz.
Our vengence has finally come!

you have got to be shitting me good lord jesus

We used to pay 20$ each for these

I have 30+ of these things, each costing $19.99. This post makes me so angry.

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distraction:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

omggggg

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