i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet
I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES
"Have you seen Tyler Hoechlin? We have to torture him because otherwise everything’s just like, you know, too sexy for him."
possibly the best headline ive seen all month
Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?
not gonna lie that still looks intimately real
I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.
Fucking witchcraft, man.
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
like literal tears.
Usually when I say I’m crying on this website, I’m lying and its an emotional exaggeration
but not this time
- WiFi: connected
- Me: then fucking act like it
Dedicated to all te children who were most likely born from 1995-2003 who spent all their money on the cute cuddley webkinz.
Our vengence has finally come!
you have got to be shitting me good lord jesus
We used to pay 20$ each for these
I have 30+ of these things, each costing $19.99. This post makes me so angry.